(Source: sandandglass, via nerd-rageee)

eluciidate:

pretending to be sober at convenience stores

(via australiansanta)

curlyawesomeness:

jesus, i swear to your dad, you better drop that attitude

curlyawesomeness:

jesus, i swear to your dad, you better drop that attitude

(via matttsturbation)

wounds-2-wisdom:

awwww-cute:

Am I doing this right?

*throws singles*

wounds-2-wisdom:

awwww-cute:

Am I doing this right?

*throws singles*

(via zackisontumblr)

babyspeight:

restlesslochness:

natnovna:

"obama is fuckin up"

true 

"should have voted for the other guy"

FALSE 

No. We should have voted for the other guy you twats. Were all fucking doomed now.

image

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(via officialfrenchtoast)

happy-kappy:

Steal Her Look: Frank Reynolds

Sparco F.I.A. Racing Suit - $580 

Bell Revolver Motorcycle Helmet - $200

Lamborghini Gallardo - $259,100

(via baked-ziti-420)

wilwheaton:

kngdmcat:

worthless-wolf:

blacksapphiredragon:

down-sizing:

Let’s remember, Jesus was a Jewish man of color, born homeless to an unwed teenager, who spent his formative years as an illegal immigrant before returning to his home country to hang out with twelve men, prostitutes, and socially untouchable tax collectors while he taught a radical social doctrine of equality, love, and forgiveness that included paying taxes, free healthcare, and the sharing of resources within a community.

#CANON JESUS IS SIX MILLION TIMES BETTER THAN FANON JESUS

Canon Jesus

Jesus called somebody an ass once because they where being rude to a crippled little old lady if you don’t think that’s the tightest shit then get out of my face.

Pretty sure that Jesus was also the first person to say, “don’t be a dick.”

wilwheaton:

kngdmcat:

worthless-wolf:

blacksapphiredragon:

down-sizing:

Let’s remember, Jesus was a Jewish man of color, born homeless to an unwed teenager, who spent his formative years as an illegal immigrant before returning to his home country to hang out with twelve men, prostitutes, and socially untouchable tax collectors while he taught a radical social doctrine of equality, love, and forgiveness that included paying taxes, free healthcare, and the sharing of resources within a community.

Canon Jesus

Jesus called somebody an ass once because they where being rude to a crippled little old lady if you don’t think that’s the tightest shit then get out of my face.

Pretty sure that Jesus was also the first person to say, “don’t be a dick.”

(Source: worshipyeezus, via nerd-rageee)

joetrohman:

Steal His Style: benedict cumberbatch

green alien suit (48.99)

(via zackisontumblr)

snazziest:

"I AINT NEED A VINE TO WHIP YA ASS"

snazziest:

"I AINT NEED A VINE TO WHIP YA ASS"

(Source: theslowpokewell, via zackisontumblr)